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I've been looking for this everywhere.
I'm so glad you thought of the attic.

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Me, too, 'cause I've been looking
for this everywhere.

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Now I can finally organize
the family photos. Isn't that great?

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- Take off the hat, Tim.
- Sorry.

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- And the wig.
- I think it's working with the outfit.

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- I don't think so, no.
- This is not a good idea.

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You're gonna drive yourself crazy.

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School is winding down.
I'm just gonna make time.

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I've been feeling really bad
about neglecting the family stuff.

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This is a legacy
that I can hand down to the boys.

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I think the legacy they'd prefer
is cold hard cash.

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There's a thousand pictures.
I don't know where to start.

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I got an idea. Why don't we put all this
back in the box, seal it up,

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and put it in a place
where you can't remember?

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I wanna do this.
These are family heirlooms.

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An heirloom is a gold watch,
not Randy eating out of a garbage can.

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What is this old picture?

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That's when I graduated driver's ed.

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I was the valedictorian.

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Oh, look at this picture of the kids.
This is what? The summer of 1991.

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Arert they cute?

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Hang onto this.

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- Does everybody know what time it is?
- Tool Time!

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That's right! Binford Tools is proud
to present Tim The Tool Man Taylor!

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Thank you!

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Thank you, everybody. Thank you.

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<i>Welcome to Tool Time. I am, and shall
always be, Tim The Tool Man Taylor.</i>

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And you all know the other guy.

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Thank you.

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All week long we have been showing you
prototypes of new and exciting tools.

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But now it's big news time.
Heidi, our big news desk, please.

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You got it.

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We have a Binford tool
that's out of this world.

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And our two next guests
have actually been out of this world.

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Let's welcome NASA astronauts
Ken Bowersox and Steve Hawley.

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Hi!

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Welcome to the show, guys.

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We are welcoming back
Commander Bowersox.

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This is Kers third appearance.

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Third appearance
on a low-rated cable show.

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You astronauts must have
a lot of free time, Ken, huh?

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No, we don't,
but the folks at NASA send us here

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'cause they love watching me
make fun of you.

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They don't have much to do
except organize their pocket protectors

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and swill Tang.

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Why don't you tell our audience
the real reason you're here?

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- I wanted to meet Heidi.
- Steve?

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A Binford tool's been chosen
to fly in the space shuttle.

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That's right. Many major corporations
were vying for this privilege,

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but Binford won.

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Steve, why don't you tell us
about the Binford tool?

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It's the Binford 2001
computerized wrench.

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You can preprogram
the amount of torque, turn and speed.

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- It stores the data in the computer.
- I believe I was talking to Steve, Ken.

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Having our wrench chosen
is a great honor for Binford.

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But a prototype like that
is very expensive.

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Actually, NASA isn't paying for it.
Binford is.

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Ho ho ho ho ho.

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Get a prototype and you don't
pay for it? Sounds like a scam to me.

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Well, there's one more thing
you need to know, Tim.

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One Binford employee gets to fly along
on the mission to operate the wrench.

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- Well, I'm a Binford employee.
- Who thinks the space program's a scam.

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I said SPAM. It's a good luncheon meat.
You can take it up there with you...

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I, as opposed to Tim,
have always thought highly of NASA.

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And I am very pleased
that the next mission

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will be the first ever
commanded by a woman.

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Commander Eileen Collins,
if you're watching,

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Al thinks it's about time.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think...
I think it's about time Al sat down

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and removed his lips from NASA's butt.

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- Hi there.
- Oh, hi.

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- Still working on those pictures, huh?
- Oh, yeah.

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How would you feel
if I told you I needed a little space?

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I don't know. Depends on
what you mean by a little space.

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I mean all of space.

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This sounds crazy, but I might have
a chance to go up on the space shuttle.

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How soon can you leave?

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Listen, this is serious.

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NASA picked a Binford tool
to go on the next mission.

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They need a payload specialist
to operate it...

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- And they chose you?
- Well, not yet.

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I'd have to take some physical
and psychological exams.

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Should I beat out my competition,
I train for six months and get to go up.

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- Is this for real?
- This is for real.

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What about the actual mission?
How long do you have to be in space?

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Five days, six if we get to blow up
an asteroid or something cool like that.

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Binford's OK with this?

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It's a promotion for the tools.
They think it's a great idea.

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Tim, I don't know.
This whole thing sounds kind of scary.

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If it makes you feel any better, I don't
think they'd let me drive anything or...

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- Six months. That's a long time.
- But think about it.

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But what about the kids?
Brad, he's gotta be visiting colleges.

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Randy's gonna be the editor
of the school newspaper.

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And God knows what's gonna be going on
with Mark for that entire six months.

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But it's a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

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- It's not like you can pass it up.
- So, let's recap.

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- Am I staying or going?
- Well, you gotta go.

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- Yes!
- It's a great adventure.

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I'm just gonna be the one stuck
with trying to make it all work here.

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Has anyone ever said you're the most
beautiful, understanding woman?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy who just
snuck out of here before you got home.

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Hi, Dad. Hi, Mom.

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Who was that?

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<i>I enjoy:
A: Taking a walk in a meadow.</i>

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<i>B: Reading a good book by the fire.</i>

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<i>Or C: Going on a rampage
with industrial farm equipment.</i>

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<i>A.</i>

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Well, that reminds me of Mother.

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Mother.

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Mother.

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A beautiful summer's day...

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ruined by Mother.

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Sometimes after an emergency bail-out,
the parachute will keep dragging you.

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The object of this exercise
is to see how fast

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you can disengage from your chute.

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- Yes?
- It's a bit snug in the crotch area.

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Further motivation
for you to unook quickly.

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And... go!

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Oh, yeah! Oh, boy!

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Hello!

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Oh, boy! Oh, yeah!

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I believe you guys
have got a couple of my personal items!

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Ouch!

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- Hey, Doc.
- Hello.

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Pretty cool stuff.
We gonna play a video game?

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Yes. It's called Space Probe.

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This is to test how many Gs
you can withstand.

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We'll start off with three Gs.

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This is great.
Hey, how about some more power?

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OK, eight Gs.

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All right! Everything's spinning.
Reminds me of when I was a kid.

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I love this!
All right, what do we do next?

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- The group photo.
- Great.

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We're gonna be sending you underwater
in this ain'tight suit

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so you can simulate
working with tools in space.

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- Any problems with the suit?
- Not at all.

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I probably shouldn't have had
that breakfast burrito. Whoo!

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Next we're gonna send you
up in a plane

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to see how you respond
in a zero-gravity environment.

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- Yes?
- This means that I will be weightless?

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They're astronauts, not magicians, Al.

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Watch this! Aaaagh!

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Watch out!

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You think that's something? You guys
think you can jump high? Watch this.

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Oh!

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You have a million similar poses here.
Why don't you throw some of these out?

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I can't. They're all just precious
family heirlooms.

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How about this one
of you pregnant and bending over?

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I wasrt pregnant.

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Well, I'm all set.

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All righty.

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- Wow.
- Whoa! Look at you!

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This girl must be something
if she can make you look halfway normal.

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From what Mark has said,
she is adorable. Her name is...

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Please, Mom.
It's bad enough they know my name.

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What time's Dad supposed to be back?

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Well, he's supposed to leave Houston
around midnight. I wonder how he did.

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Well, you don't actually think
he got chosen, do you?

161
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Are you kidding me?
There's psychological tests involved.

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- Hi, everybody.
- Hey.

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- What are you doing home so soon?
- I got an early flight. Missed you.

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- Me, too.
- Hey, look at you.

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You look like
one of the Brooks Brothers.

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- So what happened?
- Well, we got our test results early.

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I wanted to share it with the family.

168
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Oh, Tim. I'm sorry it didn't work out.

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<i>Au contraire. Binford's proud to present
Tim The Spaceman Taylor.</i>

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They picked me.

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I can't believe it. It's so amazing.
You are gonna be an astronaut.

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Yeah, it's gonna be great,
blasting off into space.

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Cruising at 17,000 miles an hour.

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All the while fighting
the gravitational pull of Al's mom.

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- When is the training gonna start?
- Next week.

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Oh, my God. I've gotta get organized.
I'm gonna have to make some schedules.

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While I'm gone,
you're the men around the house, OK?

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You'll have to do
what I normally do around here.

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Electrocute ourselves and irritate Mom?

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Those are big shoes to fill.

181
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,528
We're up to the challenge.

182
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,866
I can't believe
you're going up in space.

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00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,267
That's what the other astronauts said.

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- You all right with this?
- Yeah. I'll be OK.

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00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,278
- I'm gonna pay for this, aren't I?
- Oh, yeah.

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00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,044
Thanks for breakfast.
I gotta go to the library.

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00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:50,145
- One more kielbasa left. You want it?
- One more sausage, I'm gonna explode.

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- Is that a yes or a no?
- I'll see you later.

189
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,988
- I'll save this for Mark.
- Bye.

190
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,994
How did Mark's date go last night?

191
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,360
He came in late and didn't say anything.

192
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:04,801
Can I just make one point? Nobody's ever
seen the girl and she never came in.

193
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,202
Are you saying the girl's not real?

194
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,970
Who cares? Real or imaginary,
she's getting Mark out of the house.

195
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,412
- Hey, Dad.
- Sorry. I tried to save you the saus...

196
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,681
- What happened to you?
- Nothing.

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00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:26,987
Well, something happened.
I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

198
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- Good.
- What happened to the Ivy League look?

199
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:32,156
I thought your girlfriend
liked the preppy thing.

200
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:36,531
She does. She just doesn't like me.
She dumped me, Dad.

201
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:39,867
Ah. Hold on a minute.
Mark, Mark, Mark, wait, wait, wait.

202
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,305
- What?
- I know this is hard to talk about.

203
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:45,707
But if I go into space,
it'll be a long time before we can talk.

204
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,339
- I'm fine with that.
- I'm not fine with that. I'm your dad.

205
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,713
I wanna know what's wrong.
Come on, talk to me.

206
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,710
- Nothing's going on.
- Sure there is.

207
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,223
Every time a girl breaks up with you,
you gonna shave something?

208
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,555
You'll quickly run out of options,
I'll tell you.

209
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:06,358
This happens to a lot of kids.
I was just like you.

210
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,560
Dad, you were nothing like me.
You were popular.

211
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:13,401
With, you know, the car guys.
I wasrt popular with everybody.

212
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:16,338
The intellectuals,
they thought I was a jock.

213
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:19,104
- And the jocks thought I was...
- An intellectual?

214
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:23,672
No. They thought I was uncoordinated.

215
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,013
Dad, what does this have to do with me?

216
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:30,454
What I'm trying to say is a lot of kids
your age feel like they don't fit in.

217
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:34,481
And everybody gets rejected.
Believe me, other girls'll come along.

218
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,121
Not like Kathy. You know, I even changed
the way I looked for her.

219
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:41,461
You shouldn't change for anybody.
Get used to who you are.

220
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,866
- That's never gone over big.
- I know how you feel.

221
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:48,304
You don't know how I feel, Dad.
You don't know anything about me.

222
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:53,037
- You don't know anything.
- Hey, Mark. Come on!

223
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,826
What are you doing, Wilson?

224
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,293
Well, Tim, I'm painting my dragon head
for the Moomba Festival.

225
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,761
Aw, jeez. Is it Moomba time already?

226
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:20,533
Oh, Tim. You know,
it's an Australian celebration.

227
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,938
I am so excited about it.

228
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:26,171
Probably not as excited as you are
about your space voyage.

229
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But there's a lot of things around
this house that aren't so exciting.

230
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,413
Really? What happened?

231
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,379
Mark's in a real funk over a girl.

232
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,015
Well, Tim, he is entering adolescence.

233
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And if I remember mine correctly,
rejection comes with the territory.

234
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- But you didn't shave your head.
- Actually, I did.

235
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But I was living in Tibet
and I wanted to be like the cool kids.

236
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,497
I think Mark's problem
is a little more serious.

237
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One minute he's a preppy,
the next minute he's bald.

238
00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:00,307
He yelled at me,
said I don't understand him at all.

239
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,540
Whoa. Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

240
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:06,209
It sounds like your youngest
is struggling with his self-image.

241
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While he's struggling,
I wonder if I should be leaving home.

242
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So you're torn between
the most exciting voyage of your life

243
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or staying home
and taking care of someone you love.

244
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:19,687
- That's the question.
- Heed the words of Thornton Wilder.

245
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What did he say?

246
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:25,099
Thornton Wilder said, "When one
is at home, he dreams of adventure."

247
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"And when one is on an adventure,
he dreams of home."

248
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,538
That doesn't answer any questions.

249
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,942
No, but it does restate it
in a very interesting way.

250
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,379
I'm sorry, Tim. I mean,
giving up the chance to go into space,

251
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that would be a big sacrifice.

252
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,185
On the other hand,
Mark has had a really rough year.

253
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,690
Yes, he has.

254
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:51,718
It is a difficult decision. Only you can
determine how much you need to be here.

255
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,756
Yeah, yeah. Well, thanks, buddy.

256
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,632
Enjoy your Dumbo Festival.

257
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,638
It's a Moomba Festival.

258
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:04,267
Moomba, Dumbo. As long as an elephant
flies, it's probably a lot of fun.

259
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,639
- Hi, honey.
- Hi.

260
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,047
- Get everything done at the library?
- Yep.

261
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,347
Now I gotta go work on those albums.

262
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:17,388
Beat you to it.
Finished them up for you.

263
00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:21,483
- Holidays, birthdays, vacations.
- This is incredible.

264
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,687
Honey!

265
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:27,630
You have been so sweet ever since
you decided to go up in space.

266
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,725
Well, you can kiss that goodbye
because I'm not going.

267
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:33,862
What are you talking...?
Did they cancel the mission?

268
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:39,070
No. I just decided there were just more
important things to do here at home.

269
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:43,940
Tim, I promised you
I would take care of the cars.

270
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,512
This isn't about the cars.

271
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,556
Bye. I'm going to the mall.

272
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,659
What is that?

273
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,026
That's one of the reasons
I wanna stay home.

274
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:02,157
His new girlfriend broke up with him,
so he shaves his head.

275
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,724
He's back in black.

276
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:07,294
I think that kid's problems
are deeper than a bad haircut.

277
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,806
I am really worried about him.

278
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:14,437
Well, you must be if you're gonna pass
up an opportunity to go on the shuttle.

279
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,277
This is a very crucial time
in that boy's life.

280
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:19,840
When I was his age,
my father had already died,

281
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,182
and, boy, I wished he'd been around.

282
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,415
Well, I know that was tough for you...

283
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:27,185
But it's not just that.
It's the other boys, too.

284
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:31,389
What if Brad starts smoking pot again?
What if Randy started doing that?

285
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:34,899
This is not a good time
for me to leave the planet.

286
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:46,304
You know, and there's other reasons
why this is a great decision.

287
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:49,745
I can now finish the hot rod with Brad
like I promised him I'd do.

288
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,283
And this summer
I can take Randy fly-fishing.

289
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,319
We've always wanted to do that.

290
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,944
And we'll get to have
a whole year together

291
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,047
before Brad goes away to college.

292
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:01,217
Yeah.

293
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:04,558
Unless, of course,
they'd let me go up in the shuttle.

294
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,165
- You're not a Binford employee.
- Hm.

295
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:11,896
Besides, I checked out the facilities
on the space shuttle.

296
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:15,235
I don't think you'd be too comfortable
pooping in a pouch.

297
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:24,473
So, Tim, you're sure that you're OK
about not going into space?

298
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:27,416
Absolutely.
What's a historic space flight

299
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:30,819
compared with hanging out
with your hairless offspring?

300
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:37,220
- You have no regrets?
- No. Why do you keep harping on this?

301
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,754
I don't know. I just keep picking up
these little signals.

302
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:44,866
I don't know what you're talking about.

303
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,470
I'm gonna need
some more Tang, instantly.

304
00:21:49,305 --> 00:21:55,425
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